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Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Ban Mimes

New thing I will do when I become President of the World: I will ban mimes. They're not clever, they're not funny, and they're downright bloody annoying.

4 Comments:

  • At 12:39 PM, Blogger Fizzwhizz said…

    Hear, hear. Nasty little buggers. If you look closely, you'll see they've all got webbed feet and kind of scrabbly claws instead of fingernails.

     
  • At 12:41 PM, Blogger Fizzwhizz said…

    Can you please also ban those statue people that have colonised Covent Garden. Once upon a time, to be a busker in this highly lucrative part of London, you had to have some form of talent. Nowadays, all you need is a can of silver spray paint and reasonably good balance.

     
  • At 5:11 PM, Blogger McReadie said…

    Oooo, yes, statue people - good point. Consider them banned as well.

    Anyone else have any suggestions?

     
  • At 5:27 PM, Blogger Hypatia said…

    Please also ban ticket touts, in particular the aggressive and unpleasant gang of them that hangs around Brixton tube. I don't see that motley crew any more but just remembering how I had to battle my way through their pushy, shouty masses to get to work is enough to put them on the list. Grrrrr!

     

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