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Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Funny 10 Top List

"Top Ten Things John Kerry Would Do Differently In 2008"

10. Don't repeat rookie mistake of winning every debate
9. To seem more presidential, legally change name to "president" Kerry
8. Prove his toughness by killing campaign volunteer with an axe handle
7. Appeal to Hillary supporters by wearing only stylish pantsuits
6. You thought John Edwards was hot? Wait'll you see the man-meat I've got planned for 2008!
5. Less flipping, more flopping
4. Select as running mate remains of President Harry Truman
3. To raise campaign funds and win Florida: wrassle a gator on pay-per-view
2. Try to get that valuable Osama endorsement a little earlier
1. Amp up the Botox, baby!

Courtesy, of course, of my main man Dave.

1 Comments:

  • At 11:54 PM, Blogger Taxloss said…

    1. stop looking and talking like a haunted tree.

    2. Not be from Massachusetts.

    There you go - Dem lanslide!

     

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